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dan and phil meme: [2/2] dan outfits → the yeezus t-shirt
dan and phil meme: [½] dan outfits → the plain black jumper
dan and phil meme: [5/5] amazingphil videos → the attic
↳“for my entire childhood i’d be like ‘can i go look in the attic’ and my dad would be like ‘no son. there is a wolf up there’ so i literally believed there was a wolf roaming the roof of our house for the first ten years of my life.”
dan and phil meme: [4/5] amazingphil videos → optician horror story
↳“getting new glasses means you’ve gotta go to the optician’s, also known as the optometrist or the eye doctor, and [in] lesser known regions sidney the eye witch. and the optician’s is one of my least favourite places to go in the world - for a number of reasons.”
dan and phil meme: [3/5] amazingphil videos → i’m sorry!
↳“i do fall into the british sterotype of being too polite sometimes. even if someone is really rude to me i will say sorry. like the other day i was leaving the house and a gust of wind slammed my front door, and a woman walking past said ‘do you want to slam your door any louder?’ - to which i said ‘sorry’. but then i just spent the rest of the day imagining comebacks.”
dan and phil meme: [1/5] amazingphil videos → another sleepless night with phil
↳“i made the terrible mistake of having a nap at 7pm. well it wasn’t meant to be a nap […]. so i’ve woken up and it is now 2:37am, so i thought i’d make the most out of this situation and create another sleepless night with phil.”
dan and phil meme: [5/5] daniel howell videos → audience participation fear
↳“i am terrified of audience participation. it’s funny because so many people jump at the chance to run up and be under the spotlight. it’s people’s dreams to sing onstage with their favourite musicians or be roasted by a comedian, but it is my literal nightmare.”