phanzic:

being a phillie is hard because as long as phil is alive he can just take my money and leave me in the dirt with 10000 pairs of hoodies as i sob and i wouldnt be mad at him

cherryscentedlube:

yall telling me that dan, who LOVES formula 1, is getting to experience his dream, and phil who obviously is not that excited about cars or anything, is right there with him watching his boyfriend being all happy??

howellz:

how tf am i suppose to pop my pussy to a voice named phil

laddyplester:

dan and phil: *get married*

phil: so how do u wanna celebrate?

dan: dominos with all the sauces?????

dipthepip:

phil: *orders a milkshake with two straws*

dan: aw phil that’s so romantic

phil, chugging the milkshake with both straws: did you say something?

wispyphil:

phil: countdown to phil merch

us:

phil:

us: hello?

phil:

us: phil?

phil:

us: hello?! merch?

phil:

us: …

phil:

phil:

phil: 1

lovelyhowells:

my kink is looking at phil’s adams apple from his side profile

cherryscentedlube:

it warms my heart to know that dan and phil are professionally recording their 2nd world tour in a massive venue which they’ve almost sold out. they deserve this so much and they’ve come so far. from phils bedroom floor to an LA theatre, they truly have changed the world in ways no one could have imagined.

philester:

Phil, checking out Dan: ooooOOOOOooo! Love me a good buffet!